"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp
I love this post
i’m australian and i’m not even sure australia is a real place anymore
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”